shitroosterteethsays:

Geoff: “What’s the best job you’ve ever had, Ryan? Besides this one, obviously.”
Ryan: “Well, uh… I once had a job as…(mumbling) a professional model. (…) One time I had to dress as a gnome sitting on top of a mushroom…”

raptortooth:

mybine:

lumos5001:

amazingpeetaisnotonfire:

sluttynuggets:

aphtaiwan:

johnhamishmorstan:

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

what why would you use numbers

so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

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America makes no sense, as usual.

bless the person that actually made the chart

laughter from France

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France what the fuck